Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party
arrange kr li,
Kisi ne pucha:
6 month k baby ka brthday kese?
Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte h

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1123 views

Line Maarti hai

1 Nursery class ka bacha bola:
Miss main aapko kesa lagta hon?

Miss: So Sweet..

Bacha apny side k larky se aankh maar kar bola:
Maine kaha tha na Line Maarti hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

Ladke agar ameer ban jaye,
toh bigad jate hain
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and…
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ladkiya agr bigad jati hai toh
ameer ban jati hai..:P:P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

If a lion attacks

Santa- If a lion attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife, whom would u save ?


Mr. Bean- The lion of course !=))

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A Doctor

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is
several times more per hour then we get paid for
medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same
model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have
to keep up to date with new models coming every
month."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Heaven And Hell

In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.


In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)