Lalo aim scoter per ja rha tha
Funny Santa, Banta & Laloo ik scooter par ja rahe
the. A traffic cop tried to stop them.
Funny Santa: Sorry phaji, already 3 baithe hain.
Bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai.
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