Funny Software Engineer Joke
A begger meets another begger. A software
engineer meets another software engineer.Both of
them ask the same question to each other.What is
the question ? On Which Platform are you
Working ?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 877 views
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Agar Apko Afsos Hy K Apki Life
Main Apka Koi Intazar
Karne Wala Nahi Hai.
.
To 1 Kam Karen,
30 Mint K Leye
Bathroom Main Ja Kar
Beth jayen.
.
.
.
Koi Na KOi Bahir Intazar Zaroor Karyga.
(“,)
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