Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar
Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar why he had
chosen the door.
The Sardar quickly responded to this question,
"Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down
the window."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 897 views
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Teacher:
Agar Quiad Jinnah ek din k liye
Zinda ho jaye tu kiya karengy?
Student:
Mulk Zardari say lekar wafis Angrezon
Ko de dengy aur sorry b keh dengy!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Obama - we have 3 item bombs
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Madonna
Shakira
Angelina
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Manmohan - we have professional
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EMRAAN HASHMI
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Ek Wakeel K Betay Ko uski maan Ne Thapharr Mara.
Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha Ammi Ne Mujhe bilaWaja Maara hai.
Baap Ne Usay ek aur Thapharr maara aur Kaha: Wakeel K Bete HoKar Tumhen Itna B nahi Pata K SupremeCourt K khilaaf Appeal HighCourt mai nahe Hoti.
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Master Ji: Kal Meine Tujhe Gadhe Par Nibandh Likhne Ko Bola Tha,
Chal Dikha Kya Likha ?
Student: Master Ji, Jaise He Nibandh Likhne Ke Liye Pencil Lagai, Gadha He Bhag Gaya..
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Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi
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patient:iam feeling dizzy for one hour after waking up
doctor:then get up one hour later than the usual time you get up..
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Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort
larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm
kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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father: Tumhari mmumy ne mera dil tod diya, isliye mai sharab p rha hu.
sonu:mummy ne meri pocket money b rok d, isliye mere liye b 1 glass lagao papa.
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Mallika Sherawat Shalwar ke neche kiya pehnti hai? Any Idea!!!!!!!!
Malika Sherawat shalwar ke neche chapal pehnti hai kyunki,joggers to shalwar k sath suit nai karty
Waisy aap kia soch rahe the Naughty Mind.
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3 Dost Ek 7 Ja Rahay Thy.
Un mE sE 2 gareeb Thy.
Achank 1 Pari Ai Or Kaha k Main Tm tino Ki
1-1 Wish Pori KronGi.
Pehla Dost:
Main ameer Hona Chahta Hon.
Pari nE us ko ameer Bna Diya
2nd Walay nE B Yahi Wish Ki.
Pari Ne Oski B Wish Pori KrDi.
3rd Zor Zor Se Hans k lot pot ho Raha Tha.
Pari nE Kaha Hanso Mat Or apni Wish Btao
3rd Bola: Hahahahahaha
In dono ko Phir sE gareeb Kr Do.
Moral: Dost Kamine Na Hon To Dosti Ka Maza Nai Ata.
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