Pathan; Ham 25 Bhen Bhai Hain,

Girl; Keya Tumahre Ghar
Family Planing Wale Nahi Aye.?

Pathan; Aya Tha Madarsa Samajh K Wapas Chala Gaya…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1013 views

Film Director to Akshay Kumar

Film Director to Akshay Kumar: Tum ko 100 ft ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.

Akshay Kumar: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.

Funny Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zindagi mein 'GirlFriend'

Zindagi mein 'GirlFriend' banana bhi bahut zaruri hai..!
Kyu ki...
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"Zindagi mein KHUSHIYAN hi sab kuch nahi hoti..!!
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TENSION bhi zaruri hai..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

mobile chori

1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya

Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny
ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to
computer bolta he
“what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main
switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko
bata dega to…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)