TumHaRe Abu KitNe SaaL K Hain?

TeacHer:TumHaRe
Abu KitNe SaaL K
Hain?

BaCHa: JitNe
Saal Ka Me Hu

Tchr:Wo Kesy? Bacha:JiS
Din Me Peda HuA
Usi Din To wO ABu
BaNy.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 814 views
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