Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!
Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 482 views
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