Hamari Light Tu AbIs Taraha Aati Hy
Hamari Light Tu Ab
Is Taraha Aati Hy
DOst
Jese Shadi k Bad
Beti Bep K Ghar
(‘,’) Acha abbu
<)(\me chaLti
// hon phir aaon gi
agle hafty..;-)
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