mujhse pyar karte ho..?

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1078 views
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