Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k
mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Kanjoos ne jaib se bag nikala or kaha: Wapsi main
langar lete aana.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1950 views

in exams hall

In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don't know. Examiner: You r failed, what's your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me

Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me
padha ki, dosto ko SMS bhejne
me sabse jyada time waste hota hai.. TO AAJ SE
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"NEWSPAPER" BANDH ......saala
dosto par ungli uthata hai..:p

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Husband was throwing

Husband was throwing knives on his wife’s photo,

while wife was out.

No knife hit wife’s photo!

Suddenly wife called, Hi honey, what’s up?

Husband: MISSING YOU DARLING

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Koi acha sa kapda

Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.

Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?

Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There's teachers

The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)