Radio aur Akhbar
Man: Radio or Akhbar me kya farq
hai?
Pathan (bohat sochny k bad): Daikh
mera bhai, baat hai samjhny wali, ab
radio me Aap rotiyan tou nai la skty
na.;-)
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 921 views
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