Why has the Govt. fixed
Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs ,marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 890 views
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