Pathan ki tasdeeq
Pathan ne botal me se aik chamch dost ko pila kar pocha meetha hai ki
dost:nai
pathan:is ka matlb hai docter ne joth bola hai k humare beshab me shogar hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 754 views
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Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?
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Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.
Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.
Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?
Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two women were sitting in the doctor`s waiting room comparing notes on their
various disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."
"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That`s why I`m here. I`m going to have a baby in three months."
"You must tell me what you did."
"I went to a faith healer."
"But I`ve tried that. My husband and I
went to one for nearly a year and it didn`t help a bit."
The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Imtehan sar par khade hai aur main padhta nahi,
Janabe manjil nazdik hai magar main chadhta nahi,
Jee chahta hai saari padhai-likhi chhod du, scale pen tod du,
Aur yun jo phirten hai shahar ke awara unse nata jod lu,
Teacheron ke lecture mein ab maza aata nahi,
Issiliye ghar se college ko ab main jata nahi,
Padhte-padhte aksar so jata hun sapnon men aksar pass ho jata hun.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
A pathan child was weeping. Teacher asked what happened.
Child replied, “Our school bell has broken.”
Teacher said, “Why r u weeping?”
Child replied,” How school will off now?”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik tha raja
ik thi rani
dono mar gaye khatam kahani
,,
!
!
nechay kya laash dhund rahe ho? Bola na khatam
kahani;->
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Two young boys were spending the night at their
grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt
beside their beds to say their prayers when the
youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW
NINTENDO...I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the
younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting
your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little
brother replied, "No, but Gamma is!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,
Police: Wo Mar Gai Kia?
Sardar: Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A uni student failed in his final presentation on the basis, "of not giving a logical conclusion"..
He said to teacher :
Sir, I will ask u 3 questions, if u do not answer , u have to give me "A-1Grade".
Q1: What is Legal, but not logical?
Q2: What is logical but not legal?
Q3: What is neither logical nor legal?
Teacher could not answer.
He gave A-1 Grade to him.
After that student answered.
1.Sir, u r 58 yrs old and ur wife is 22 years old. this is legal but not logical.
2.your wife has a 20 yrs old boy friend, it's not legal but not logical.
3.u gave ur wife's lover A-1 Grade,
thats neither logical nor legal.
by Raju (few years ago!)
Hitler during his speech:
” There is no word of ” Impossible” in my
dictionary.”
Sardar: te mama tu dekh k leni c.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)