Girl apne boy friend se:me maa banne wali hun.

Boy:Nai

girl:are sun to dakan tere baap ne mujhe paros kia hai me teri maan banne wali hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 800 views

Fursat Fatte Haal Ki Badnaseebi

Ustad Fursat Fafte Haal Ji Apni Badnaseebi Ka Haal Kuch Is Tarha Sunate Hai

Apni Badnaseebi Ka Haal Kis-Kis Ko Sunaun, Aye Doston.
Girlfriend Ke Number Pe

Recharge Karane Gaya,
Aur Recharge Karne Wala Uska Bhai Nikla,

Haaye Mar Gaya, Bahut Maara Sale Ne,

Hat Jaao Yaaro Hospital Ja Raha Hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Liver and Cheese

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband Wife Jokes Sms Hindi

Wife Ne Pati Se Gale Lagkar Poocha, Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon.

Husband Ne Jawab Diye, Tumne Bhagwan Shankar Ke Gale Main Saanp Dekha Hain Na, Waisi Lag Rahi Ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Aadmi Raat ko apne ghar gaya.

Ek Aadmi Raat ko apne ghar gaya.
Darwaza knock kia.
Biwi: Kon?
Admi: Guddu ka Abbu!
Biwi: Haye main Marr Jaawan,
Phir Andar kon hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 larki rasty se

1 larki rasty se jaaa rahi thi side se achanak bike nikli

Larki - Aby Oye maarega kya

Boy - mood to nahi hai, par degi to maar lunga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)