Teacher:stand up ,tell any two pronous.

Studend:woh.... Me
teachar:very good sit down

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1137 views

Mubarak HoAap k Ghar larka PedaHua Hy

Nurse - Mubarak HoAap k Ghar larka PedaHua Hy

Sardar g - Wah g WahKia Technology Hy, B.VMeri Hospital Me HyAur Bacha Mere GharPeda Hua Hy ... 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Doctor Sahab Mein

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.

Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik demandh

Wo kon si aisi larki hai jis ka boy friend so gia ho to





mujhe nigran boyfriend bana le.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

GM Like Computer Industry

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saas : Bahu aaj se mujhe apni Maa

Saas : Bahu aaj se mujhe apni Maa aur saurji ko BAAP samjho
Todhi der baad door bell bajati hai uss ka sohar aata hai
Saas: Bahu se kon hai?
Bahu: Maa BHAI SAHIB aaye hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)