Choro ishaq me kia rakha hai,

kbi ami naraz to kbi aba naraz

bujha to apne seene se ishaq ki pyas

kiun k tarboz ka sharbat hai 5 rupee/glass

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 836 views

Basanti And Dhano Ki Izzat Ka Sawal Hai

Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.

Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Crazy Patients

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Always remember you're unique

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Muje awaz de lena

Muje awaz de lena

Kabi icecream lao to

Kabi murghi pkao to

Mujhe awaz de lena

wallet men maal ziada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Muje awaz de lena

Tumhare dress unfit ho

Make up ki extra kit ho

Mujhe awaz de lena

Kabi concert pe jana ho

Kahin hular mchana ho

Zra na tm sharmana

Zra na tm ghabrana

Muje awaz de lena

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan darakht pe

Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?
Pathan:AMROOD khanay
Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;
pathan. pata ha:
Main AMROOD sath laya hon..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)