Choro ishaq me kia rakha hai,

kbi ami naraz to kbi aba naraz

bujha to apne seene se ishaq ki pyas

kiun k tarboz ka sharbat hai 5 rupee/glass

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 957 views

Pedhne wala gafha

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejne wala mahan,
padhne wala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejne wala gadha,
padhne wala mahan.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 SARDAR Or American

1 SARDAR Or American Siri Paye Kha Rahe Thay.

American K Hath Me Bakray Ki Zaban Agai.

American: Wats This?

SARDAR: Lo Dasso
O Khotaiya “This Is Language”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

2 Pathan Bike Pe Ja rahe the

2 Pathan Bike Pe Ja rahe the.

Police walay ne rok k kaha:
Pata nai hy k Double swari Pe Pabandi hy.

Pathan: Pata Hy,is liye to isko wapis chorne ja raha hun

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Parrot in Jail

Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot) Ud raha tha full speed par.

Uske saamne achanak full speed mein ek Ferrari aa rahi thi, dono ki takkar hui…

Totaa behosh hoga ya, raste mein ek bhikari tha usne Totaa ko uthaya aur ghar le gaya.

Usko marham lagaya aur pinjare mein rakh diya.

Jab Totaa ko hosh aaya, usne apne aap ko pinjare mein dekha.

Aur bola, “Aalia … JAIL …. Woh Ferrari ka driver mar gaya kya ??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

GM Like Computer Industry

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)