Balance mujhe share kar
Kanjoos ki bv ne cal ki :me jahaz me hu wo kharab ho gaya or girne wala hai
kanjos:tu 1 kam kar jaldi se apna balance mere number pe shar kar.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 937 views
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Sardar:Me Red jhanda dikha donga
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Pathan Apny Bety k liye
Rishta leny gaya
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Larki Walay : Abhi to hamari Beti
Parh rahi hai.
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Pathan : Chalo hum
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Jis Ko Cheating Nai Kerni Wo Ja K Apni Bhains Charaye..
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