Girls k jhoots
Girl:me ap k lye aag pe chal sakti hun,nadi me kood sakti hun.
Boy:kia tum mujhe milne aa sakti ho?
Girl:pagal itni doop hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 746 views
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