Milti Hi Nahi
Kehty Hain Khuda Ny Is Jahan Main Sabhi K Lye
Kisi Na Kisi Ko Banaya Ha.
Tou Kya Meri Wali 1965 Ki Jang Main
Maari Gaye Thi?
(‘.’)/
/)) Milti Hi Nahi. :(
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 888 views
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