Andaaz Badal Jaate Hai
Injection room ke baahar notice board
Koi mar nahi jata injection
lagwane se Galib Bass
uthne baithne ke andaaz badal jaate hain… ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 740 views
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