Sahil ki Geeli Rait Par,

Maine Us Se Poocha,

Tu Bolta Kyon Nahi,

Wo Palken Jhuka Kar Muskura Diya,

Or.

Rait Per Likha.

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Main Goonga Hon. :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 799 views

College main perhta tha

Santa - “Tum is ladki kojaante ho?”
Banta- “Ha,kabhi mai iske saath soya karta tha!”
Santa- “Achaa! kab? kaha?”
Banta- “Jab mai college me padta tha!
angreji ke claas me !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Suicide

Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai

kahin bhook se na marjaun..'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

daughter-i'm in lovewith

daughter-i'm in love with neighbor,soi'm running away with him..

dad-thanks dear, u save my money&time.daughter-dad!i'm reading this letter left by mom.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Himmat Hai To Ek Ek Karke Aao

Banta Santa Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Use Pattiyo Mein Lipte Bed Par Pade Dekh Kar Chonk Gaya Aur Bola.

Banta: “Ye Kya Haal Bana Rakha Hai?”

Santa: “Yaar, Kal 10 Logo Ki Bheed Ne Mujhe Mil Ke Pita”
Banta: “To Tune Phir Kya Kiya?”

Santa: “Maine Saalo Se Kaha Abe Salo naamardo Ek-Ek Karke Aao Phir Dekho Main Tumhari Kaise Aisi Tesi Karta Hun”

Banta: “Phir Kya Hua?”
Santa: “Phir Kya? Salo Ne Ek-Ek Kar Ke Pita“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blond Logic

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking.......and one blonde says to the other,

"Which do you think is farther away.........Florida or the moon?"The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida..?????"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)