Sardar
Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi
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Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 841 views
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