Sardar ko pata chala ke usky Bewi ka kesi owr ke sath AFFAIR hai
.
Us ne faisla kia ke apny apko owr apny bewi donu ko Mar dale
.
Pistol apni Kanpati par lagayi owr bewi ko bola:
.
Khush mat, ho agla number tera hai !

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 531 views

A Sudden Change Of Mind

My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.

Yours always and truly,
John

P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha,

Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha,
Dr. ne Poucha Kis Ko Likh Rahe Ho ?

Pagal: Khud Ko.
Dr: Kya Likha Hai ?

Pagal: Mujhe Kya Pata !
Abhi Mujhe Mila Thorri Hai:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bevkoof Kaun?

Ek Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha, Magar Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.

Ek Admi Ne Kaha: “Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai?”

Pathan Gusse Se: “Chup Ho Ja Bevkoof, Warna Makhiyaan Aa Jayengi.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I Searched Many Shops

I Searched Many Shops To Buy The Best Chocolate For You.

But, I Didn't Find Any Chocolate Sweeter Than You And Your Smile. .

Next Joke Tommorrow At Same Time.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.

Friend (Santa) se: Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.

Santa: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne.:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)