Son: Dad apko pata chaly ke mai 1st division pass howa hon tu apko kesa lagy ga?
Dad: Tu mai khushi se pagal hojawonga
Son: Bus esi dar se mai FAIL hogia

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 887 views

Ek Indian ja raha tha

Ek Indian ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy.
Indian: Men shama chahata hn,,
Pathan: Shama ko hum bhi chahta ha lekin Uska
baap nahi manta ..!:-o

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Implanted a Woman's Ear

A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a man:

Man: You idiot, You gave me a woman's ear.

Doctor: It makes no difference.

Man: It does, Now I can hear everything but understand nothing. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Can I Play The Piano Once These Are Off?

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Waiter gives bill to Santa Santa:

Waiter gives bill to Santa Santa: "Take my card." Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card." Santa: "So what? U have written outside "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Malik. and Noker

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano'n mai gunguna rahay hain
.
Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)