Sardar
1st Sardar:
0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae?
2nd Sardar:
Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai K Admee So He Jae
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1063 views
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