Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya Report Bohat Kharab Thi
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Sardar Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.” ;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 829 views
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Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .
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Sir aap na mera intezar na kiya karo,
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