Sardar in Titanic

Wen Titanic Was Sinking,
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How Far Is Da Land

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Da Man Jumps Into Da Sea Nd Ask: Vick Wa?

Sardar: Downwards

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1006 views
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