Aap 1 hours me 4 baar toilet gaye
Air hostess: Aap 1 hours me 4 baar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai?
Santa: ‘Chain’ hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 784 views
Similar Jokes
When ur GF blocks u on fb
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Its an electronic divorce Tounge
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha
abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector banta bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi pepsi saamne rakh ke udas betha tha.
Dost aaya pepsi Pee kar bola: kyun udaas hai?
Aadmi: Aaj to din hi kharab hai,
Subah Biwi se jhagda ho gaya,
Raste mein car kharab,
Office late, Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,
Ab suicide ke liye Pepsi mein zahar milaya tha.
Wo bhi tu pi gya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher ne 4 bacho k thapar mare.
Reactions of students..
Bengali:- sorry mam
Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
Bihari:- sorry mam pr hum kuch ni kiya the
Punjabi:- "Shukar ah Rabba.. aise bahane hathh ta layea Sohneya ne" ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son: Dad apko pata chaly ke mai 1st division pass howa hon tu apko kesa lagy ga?
Dad: Tu mai khushi se pagal hojawonga
Son: Bus esi dar se mai FAIL hogia
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar Pathan se:
Khan sahab ap larki k bajaye larko se sex kyun karte hain,
Pathan: O sardar ji
Mard ka muqabla Mard se hona chahiye.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
police: madam darwaja kholo apke pati truck k neeeecheee ake papad bn gye he..............
madam: to isme darwaja kholne ki kya jarurat h .......neeche se srkaaaa do unhe...hahah
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Larki Ne Aadhi Rat Ko Larke Ko Fone Kia Or Kaha K Ghar Aa Jaso Ghar Per Koi Nahi He
Larka Chala Gaya
Ghar Per Waqai Koi Nahi The
Tala Laga Hoa Tha
Ha Ha Ha Ha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ques:
Why Do Sardars Have See-Through Lunch Box Lids?
Ans:
So They Can Tell
If They Are Going To Work Or Coming Home!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dua ki apeal…
Ek bachi ha 17 saal ki bOhot he pyari
Dua karain
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
K wo mere sath set ho jaye =P =
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)