An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 996 views

Germs

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Beta. papa torc do na

light chali gayi
beta-papa torch do na
baap-le,padega kya?
beta-no papa frnd ko sms bhejna hai isliye torch
maang raha huin

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

toyota

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Petrol bohat mehnga hai

Is liye aapke aane jane k liye pesh hai
"KHOTA COROLLA"

Model 2010

petrol ka dushman

Jub tak dil kray chalaty raho,

5:Years maintances free

Insured and
sponsered by
Jahan khwab wahan..
HBL.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Rishta tor dia

SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par
rishta tod diya..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
.
Unhone kaha..
Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)