Churrail ki Churrail
Santa: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai, Ladke Mar ke Bhoot Ban Jate Hain.
Banta: Aur Ladkiyan?
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Santa: Chudail Ki Chudail rahti hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1320 views
Similar Jokes
Bush:Meri sister da munda huya.
musharraf: Mubarak ho.
Bush:par afsoos di gal a.
musharraf: ki?
bush:baap da pata nahi.
musharraf: koi gal nai,Osama pa dal do!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ki Maa:
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Lahore Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Sardaar :
Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
American ne India ka masaledaar dinner liya,Agli subah toilet se nikalte hi bola,Ab samjha Indians Q paani se dhote Hai,Tissue paper to aag pakad lega....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ki flight ma tabyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:
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“R U suffering from fever”?
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Pathan:”No,I m gul khan from Karachi 2 peshawar”
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Interviewer
Asked Candidate:
"How Many Senses Does
A Man Have?"
Candidate Replied:
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"Five, Sir!!"
Interviewer:
"Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th
Sense Also & That's
Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To
Have."
Candidate:
"Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also..
That's Non-Sense Which
You Are Talking.......
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
MATHS Teacher to a brilliant sardar:
Aap 8 apples ko 6 logon mai barabar
kesy taqseem karei gy ?
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Sardar:
juice bana kay. :’
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bv:mujhe apne husband pe shak hai wo roz kisi larki se milne jate hain.
Saheli:ab to kia kare gi?
Bv:kal hi tasdeeq k lye us k pecha apna boy friend lagati hun.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Boy: Me tmhara mobile dkh skta ho? Girl: Han Q nai, Jst a min
Inbox dlete, Sent item dlete,
Call hstry dlete
Ye lo dekhlo Tmhe tu mujh pr trust hi nai hy.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!!
Aik Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Wo Raastey Mein Milney Waley Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha, Par Ek Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dene K Bajaye Usey Galiyan Deta Tha.
Phir Bhi Wo Naik Insaan Usey Har Roz Salam Karta Tha. Aik Din Us Sey Kisi Ne Poocha K “Wo Shakhs Har Roz Tumhein Bura Bhala Kehta Hay Tum Phir Bhe Usey Salam Karte Ho Q ?
Us Naik Insaan Ne Jawab Diya” Us ki beti bari fit hai yaar .
Moral: Har msg islami nahi hota.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)