GOLU Dosto K Sath Shadi Me Khana Khane

GOLU Dosto K Sath Shadi Me Khana Khane Gaya

ENTER Hue To 'SALAD' Dekh Ke Bahar Aa Gya Bahar Aake Bola-

Oye! Abhi To Sabji Hi Nahi Bani Hai Yaar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 991 views
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