Engineering Student to Sweeper

An Engineering Student to his Sweeper:

Brother: Mere Paas Degree hai,
Knowledge hai,
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izzat hai. Tere Paas Kya Hai?

Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 838 views
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