Result Aany Se Pehle
Tamam Students se Appeal Hai k Woh apny apny result aany se pehly:
GHAR Ki sab Chaplain, Jharu Aur Wipers chupa den.
A msg From: 'SSF'
'Student Saving Federation
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1012 views
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Bengali:- sorry mam
Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
Bihari:- sorry mam pr hum kuch ni kiya the
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