Doctor: aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya?
Patient: haa doctor, bichle baar jab aap bill diye the

Nurse: udhaas kyu baite ho sir?
Doctor: dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya.
Nurse: arey woh to post mortem tha.
Doctor: to main subah kiska post mortem kiyaa tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 672 views

Agar 3 Din Tak Subha Nend Se

Agar 3 Din Tak Subha Nend Se
Jaag Kar Kangha Na Kia Jae
T0
Hair Style
"Rehman Malik"
Jesa Ho Jata Hai..
"Veena Returns"... ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sheikh

Aik shekh ne new car li aur us per apne office gya.

jab wo office k kareeb poncha tu usne car ka door khola tu aik truck ne uski car k sath tuker mar di.aur uska darwaaza door ja girra.

shekh zoor se car k liye cheekhne laga. but pass khari police ne usko kaha k tum car k afsos mein ye b bhool gay k tumara dayyan hath b ghaib hy.wo zoor se bola k haa a meri new rado watch b ghaib ho gai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aadmi Dost se: "Yar aisi Bewi ko

Aadmi Dost se: "Yar aisi Bewi ko kya kahenge jo Khubsurat ho,

Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?"
Dost: "AFWAH"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phatan ka shak

1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..

Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:

“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boys ka common sense zero

Boys ka common sense zero hota hai

Kaise?
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Gents toilet me likh ker ayein gaye "SONI I Love U"

Ab kya SONI wahan padne jaye gi . .?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)