On The First Wedding Night.
On The First Wedding Night.
Husband: Look Darling Before Marrige I Had Affair With 20 Girls”
Wife Replied: “Janu Kundli Milli Hai To Gunn To Millenge Hi Na
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 657 views
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examiner bht strict tha
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ek buchey ne chit likh k examiner ko di.
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2sra bucha pehle se: yar tu ne kya likha?
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Cute Insult:
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...
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Boy: No !!
Gal: den wt?!!!
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