Ek admi ped ki dal
ek admi ped ki dal par har roj beth jat tha aur wo pagal ho chuka tha bato kyon
kyonki usne mba ki thi apne ko branch manager samjt tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 917 views
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