Presents in the past
Grandfather:
“When I was your age, all I’ve got for Christmas
was an apple and a blackberry.
Boy:
“WHAT! A LAPTOP AND A MOBILE?!”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1250 views
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Quotes of Mind…
1.Russian General in 1987:
“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”
2. By American General in 2004:
“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.”
3. By indian General in Siachin War:
“If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs”
*Dont send ONLY bad msgs about pathanz.
We salute pathans.
Be united , We r all Pakistanis.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
first friend: yar aaj main nay
first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya
2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?
ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Mother:Beta dhoop main khade kiya kar rahe ho
Son:Ammi paseena sukha raha hooon
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Srdar-Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye!Salesman-plain me dikhau?S
rdar-nahi,Helicopter me dikha saale Bandar ki aulad…Sardar hu to mazak udata hain!!!:-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sante ne naayi de dukan khol layi. banta us dukan
te shave kraun aaya.santa-muchhan rakhaniyan ?
banta:yes. santa:(muchhan katt ke): aa le jeb wich
pa le
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Major Rohail:
Yaar tu itna bara ho gaya hai...
Aur ab tak teri darhi moonch nahi aai?
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Pathan:
O yara hum apni AMMI pr gya hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,
Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
GOLU:Yaar, mai kuch bhi karta hu to meri biwi beech me
aa jati Hai
MOLU:Yaar,tu car chala kar dekh
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Sheikh Ka Beta Apni Girl
Friend Ke Saath Ghoom Ke Ghar Aaya To Baap Ne Puchha.
Baap: “Kitne Paise Kharch Kiye?”
Beta: “50 Rupaye”
Baap: “Itne Sare?”
Beta: “Abba, Us Ke Pass 50 Hi The“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)