Presents in the past
Grandfather:
“When I was your age, all I’ve got for Christmas
was an apple and a blackberry.
Boy:
“WHAT! A LAPTOP AND A MOBILE?!”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1371 views
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