Santa Jab Chota Tha To
Santa Jab Chota Tha To Hamesha School Mein Usko Galtiyon Ki Wajah Se Maar Padti Rahti Thi.
Ek Din Homework Na Karne Ki Wajah Se Teacher Use Daant Raha Tha.
Teacher: “Sach-Sach Bata Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya, Nahi To Chaddi Uttar Ke Maarunga”
Santa Ne Bade Bholepan Se Jawab Diya.
Santa: “Sir, Jab Galti Meri Hai Fir Aap Kyu Chaddi Utaroge?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 894 views
Similar Jokes
In America,
A Memon’s Wife On Phone
Talking To Her Sister In Pakistan
Her Husband Came And Shouted:
Ae Zubeda, In K Puch Ta
In K Khabar Uuni Wife: Kuro Puchaan?
Memon:Kair Chui Vi K Pepsi
Te Panj Rupya Ocha Kari Dyo?:-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Parveen Shakir k is misre
ki Tashreeh karo..
“Wo jahan b gya lota to mere
pas aya”
Sardar:
“jitthay Di Khoti Otthay Aan
khaloti….
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Me niyyat kerta hon bijli band kerne ki .
Band kerni h poore 2 ghante k liye.
Hakoomat k zulm ghareeb awam per .
Haath mera switch ki tarraf.
*””O GAYEEEEE….”’*
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SARDAR Apne Baap K Saamne Cigrate P Raha Tha…
1 Aadmi Bola:
Oye Baap K Saamne Cigrate P Raha Hai..?
SARDAR: To Baap
Konsa Petrol Pump Hai Jo Urr Jaiy Ga..?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tarasta hai dil teri sada k lye
teri muhabbat teri wafa k liye
hum aur kuch nai mangte tum se
bus
masjid k lotey wapas kar do khuda k lye
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
or his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered
a cake with this inscription:
"You are not getting older,
You are just getting better."
When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top,
and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready
to serve the cake that he discovered it read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Haara hua Match to koi bhi jeet sakta hai Faraz,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jo jeeta hua Match haara de ussey
Misbah kehte hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
- interview -
Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?
Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .
1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.
1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)