Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?

Doctor: Absolutely nothing!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1121 views

Beta : Papa,ye Girlfrnd kya hoti hai

Beta : Papa,ye Girlfrnd kya hoti hai ?
Papa: jab tum bade ho kar aacha ladka banoge to tumhe b 1milegi..

Beta: agar aacha nahi bana to ?
Papa : to bahot milengi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Story sunao with moral

Tchr: story sunao with moral.
Santa: 1din hm un k gar gye to wo soye huye the,1 din wo hmare ghar aye to hum soye huye the.
Moral: Jaisi karni, waisi bharni.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A naughty answer

A naughty answer given by a woman when asked: How do you feel when any man gives u a flying kiss?

Woman: I hate such lazy men

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

2 pathan jahaz pr safar kr rahe thay

2 pathan jahaz pr safar kr rahe thay.
2 ghante ki flight thi, achanak inhain intercom pr pilot ki awaaz sunai di.

Pilot: "Hum ne apna aik engine kho diya hai, magr fikr ki koi baat nahi hai. Kyun k 3 engine abhi baqi hain. Bs flight 2 k bajae 3 ghante taveel ho jae gi."

Aadhe ghante baad pilot ne phr intercom pr kaha k
"hum 1 or engine kho chuke hain, lekin fikr ki koi baat nahi. Abhi 2 baqi hain. Bs flight 1 ghanta mazeed late ho jae gi".

Is pr 1 pathan ne doosre se kaha,
"kya bakwaas ae khocha, agar am aakri 2 engine b kho diye to shayad sara din isi jahaz mai bethay rahen ge."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Taboz ka sharbat

Choro ishaq me kia rakha hai,

kbi ami naraz to kbi aba naraz

bujha to apne seene se ishaq ki pyas

kiun k tarboz ka sharbat hai 5 rupee/glass

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)