Deadly IQ Question.

Pathan to Santa: “where is abu dabi ?”

Santa: “jithy Ami Dabi,
Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu dabi”:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views

Tumhari Koi Akhiri Khawahish?

Santa Ki Bevkoofiyo Ki Wajah Se Judge Ne Usko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kar Maut Ki Saza Sunayi.

Jab Usko Chair Pe Bithaya Gaya
To Jallad Ne Us Se Pucha: “Tumhari Koi Akhiri Khawahish?”
Santa Gabrate Hue: “Mujhe

Darr Lag Raha Hai, Please Mera Hath Pakad Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

see boys read well

teacher: see boys read well and keep our country name is good

student: the name of india is notgood

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Is Windows a Virus

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khana kon mangvata hai

Do memon hotel mein aik dusre ko mile...
4 din baad dono mar gaye...!
Wajah kya thi...?
Woh 4 din aik dusre ko dekhte rahe.. Ke khana kon
mangwaye ga...?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa ka kamra

Santa :o bhai ap mujhe apne paise wapas karo itna chota kamra tm mujhe janwar samjhte ho.mujhe yahan nai rahna.

Waiter:o bhai ye ap ka kamra nai lift hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)