police to sharabI

police to sharabi-:
kahan ja raha hai be,
sharabi daru pine se hone wale nuksaan par parvachan sun ne ja rha hoon,

police itni raat ko koun deta hai parvachan,
sharabi meri biwi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1129 views
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