Pyar Use Nhi Kehte Jisme Aashiq Mar Jaye

Pyar To Use Kehte Hai

Jisme Aashiq Mar Jaye Aur Pyar Amar Ho Jaye..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 895 views

Elephant & Ant were walking

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.

Then d elephant looked down toward d river.

Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y? Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa had twins;

Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.

Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.

Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
...
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

doctor se mere danton main dard rehta hay

Marez:doctor se mere danton main dard rehta hay or ab to danto main kerah bhi lag gya hay.bataye doctor sahib main kya karon?

Doctor….aap aik mahn tak ras or chay lein is ke alawa kuch na khayein .

Aik mahn tak marez rozana sirf or sirf chaye or ras par guzara karta raha magar aik din ras& khatam ho gye jis par marez ne socha ke chalo aj main sirf chaye pee leta hun.aaj guzara ho hi jaye ga.kal ras le aaon ga magar

kere ko acha na laga,foran bahir nikal kar kehne laga

Uncle aj ras nahi hay kya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bachelors think

Bachelors think that Married men are lucky,

Married think that Bachelors are lucky.

The point is that

Bachelors think at Night

&

Married think at day time

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki

Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell Baja kar bhaag jata thaEk din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?

Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)