Can u write with your eyes
Son--- Can u write with your eyes closed ?
Father -- Yes.
Son-- Good ; can u sign my report card
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 796 views
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Customer:
I Need A Ladies Suit…
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Shopkeeper:
Begum K Liye Chahiye Ya Koi Acha Sa Dikhaon?
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Ek ladki ne wajan tolne ki machine mein wajan kiya to 56K.G aaya to usne apni sandle utari to wajan aaya 54K.G, usne jacket utari to wajan aaya 52K.G phir usne duppatta utara to wajan aaya 50K.G phir uske pas sikke khatam ho gaye to pas mein baithe bhikari ne kaha sikka mein dalta rahunga tum chalu raho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik tha raja
ik thi rani
dono mar gaye khatam kahani
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nechay kya laash dhund rahe ho? Bola na khatam kahani;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aj ki taza tareen news .
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News pepar pe ho gi parh lena aur mujhe bi btana.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
santa ws painting his home suddenly
he got an idea 2 save money
he painted d upper part of d wall n wrote below..!
Same as above
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kaash Facebook pe ek
option”Add
as Girl friend”
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Saala propose karne ka panga
hi
khatam, ladki ne accept ker li to
matlab maan gayi, nahi to fb pe konsi ladkiyon
ki kami hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
The problem is Pakistan k aadhey ameerzadey apney baap ko nhi jantey. They just keep asking others.. . . . . . . . .
Tu janta hey mera baap kon hey..??ToungeYay
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?
Banta: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Visiting a genealogist, a man asked how much it would cost to have his family tree traced. “It could cost thousands of dollars,” said the woman. “I see. Well, isn’t there an easier way? A less expensive way?” “Sure,” she replied. “Run for president.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)