LAALU JI EK MAHINA BUSH SE TRENING LEKAR VAPAS AAYE.EK DIN PHONE AAYA.LAALU JI BOLE.
"who are u"

BUSH NE KAHA.
ARE SASURA HUM BOL RAHA HOON BUSHVA?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 828 views

Pathan ko shairi ka shoq hua

Pathan ko shairi ka shoq hua

Baap ko Father Day k card par shair likha

Phool tou bohot hain,gulaab jesa koi nai

Mere baap tou bohot hain par Aap jesa koi nai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sub keh do

Dil soch raha tha pyar se ap ko kia kahun khud gharz


kanjos

bewakof

ya pher

pagal,
~
achanak zong walun ki awaz aai sub ke do

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Exam me teacher

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.

Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha, kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Pakistani army soldier walks

A Pakistani army soldier walks into his officer's room.

To impress him, the army office picks the phone, dials a number and said "Yes sir, I understand sir. I will tell the Prime Minister. Goodbye."

Looking at the soldier he barked "What do you want?"
"Nothing sir." he replied. "I just came to install your telephone

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kid rocked

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
.
Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)