Grlfrnd - mera dil mobile hai or tum SIM ho
Boyfrnd - O very good I am very happy!
Girlfrnd - zyada khush mat ho naya offer milte hi me SIM change kar deti hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 927 views

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Finally, i told my parents

Finally, i told my parents that i want a blackberry or an apple.

My m0ther said :

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"Ghar me mosambi he pehle w0 kha"..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Agar Aisa Hota To Khabrein Masaledar Hoti

Agar Trains Ke Naam Indian Actress Ke Naam Pe Hote To Khabrein Aisi Hoti:

Aaj Bipasha Overload Ho Kar Gayi Hai.

Deepika Ke Neeche Aake Ek Aadmi Mar Gaya.

Accident Mein Mallika Ki Pichli Bogey Tabaah Ho Gayi Hai.

Tej Raftaar Ki Wajah Se Kangana Patri Se Utar Gayi Hai.

Rakhi Pe Chadhne Walo Ki Tadaad Mein Ijaafa.

Rani Chalte-Chalte Bandh Ho Gayi.

Vidya Ki Body Change Karne Ka Faisla.

Katrina Par Gair Kanooni Dhang Se Chadhe Hue 7 Aadmi Giraftaar.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

On the first day of school

On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kisi Bazurg Ne Kaha Hy

Kisi Bazurg Ne Kaha Hy,
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Larkiyon Ki Aadhi Zindagi
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Husband Ki Talaash Mein
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Or Baki Aadhi
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Husband Ki Talashi Mein Guzar Jati Hy..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)