Patni Ki Kasam Ki Value

Bus Ke Gate Par Latke Yaatriyo Se Conductor Ne Kaha: “Bhaiyo, Andar Ho Jao, Iss Tarah Gate Par Latakna Apki Jaan Ke Liye Khatarnak Hai”

Lekin Jab Koi Bhi Andar Na Hua To Conductor Gusse Se Bola: “Tum Logo Ko Tumhari Patniyo Ki Kasam Hai Andar Aa Jao”

Itna Suna Tha Ki Jo Yaatri Seeton Par Baithe The Wo Bhi Gate Par Aakar Latak Gaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 563 views
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