Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa Ne Banaya Hai Kya
Pati- Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa Ne Banaya Hai Kya
Patni- Haa, Par Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala
Pati- Roz Khane Me Kale Baal Milte Hai, Aaj Safed Mile Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 845 views
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