Marriage tip
Marriage tip :
When you want to get your Wife's Attention :
"just look Comfortable
and Happy...!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views
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Aaj apni hi dost ne class
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"ParhNe De YaaR...!! :p
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