KID : Y some of ur hair r white DAD?
KID : Y some of ur hair r white DAD?
Dad: Everytime u make me unhappy, 1 of my hair turns white.
KID: Now I understand y grandpa's hair r ALL white..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 888 views
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