khush fehmi
Height Of Kush Fehmi..
A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
Thinking That She Will Still Follow
His Orders As Before...!! :D
by dracula (few years ago!) / 902 views
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“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
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2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
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Sardar was standing in door with a Gun in hand
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Sardar: Shair ky shikar par ja raha hon
Bewi: tu jawon na
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.
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Japan mein 2 dost thy.
1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo”
aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo” ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka intaqal ho giya,
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bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GAYA”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Pathan America Gya
Waha Wo Church M Gya To
Achanak Ghanta Bja “Tunnn”
Ittefaq Se Light B 7 Hi Chali Gai,
Pathan Dar K Bhaga
Or Bola:
“Bhago Undertaker Agaya”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:me bachpan me bahut taqatwar tha.
Banta:wo kaise?
Santa:meri maan kehti hai k jab me rota tha to sara ghar sar pe utha leta tha.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Height Of Facebook Addiction:
A Boy’s Status: “I’m Online On Facebook During Lecture Hahaha :)”
Comment From His Professor: “Get Out Of The Class Now :p”
Dean Liked Comment! ;)
Friend Commented: “Jaldi Aa Yaar, Cafe Mein Fit Mahol Hai :d”
Gate Keeper Commented: “Saab, Pahle Idhar Aa Ke Apni Bike Lock Kar Do”
Mom Commented: “Nalaik Class Nahi Padhani To Sabzi Le Ke Seedha Ghar Wapas Aa”
Dad Commented: “Dekhlo Apne Bete Ki Harkatein”
Girl-friend Commented: “I Hate You, Kamine Mujhse Kaha Tha
Dadi Hospital Mein Hai Mil Nahi Sakta”
Dadi Commented: “Manhoos Tu Ghar Aa Batati Hoon Tujhe”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : Santa yeh batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
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Santa : Madam, Maine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hoon aur kal mein
ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Sir 15 Din Ki Chhuti Chaiye
Boss:15 Din Ki Chhuti Kyun Chaiye?
Pathan: Cousin ki Shadi Hai.
Boss: Cousin Ki Shadi Mein15 Din Chhuti Kyun?
Pathan: Cousin Ki Shadi Mujh Se Ho Rahi Hai…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Attitude Of Engineering Student At Exam,
Teacher: “Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai Ya Aise Hi Aa Gaye?”
Student: “Sir, Breakfast Karke Aaya Hoon, Aur Aap?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)